Tag: humor
group name: absolutetruth
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November 09, 2007 06:14 PM EST --
#9 Spit Wads and Lies
I mentioned earlier that I would get back to a couple things. It’s time to do that. I think the things I said we’d get to later . . .
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May 23, 2007 12:12 PM EDT --
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." Author Unknown
Advice for the day: If you get a headache,do . . .
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May 23, 2007 03:10 PM EDT --
In Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything.,including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's . . .
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November 11, 2007 11:27 PM EST --
#72 Random Thoughts and Roofing
I’m back after driving about 5800 miles across country with Marilyn to sight see and visit relatives. I had a lot of time to think on what . . .
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November 30, 2007 01:47 PM EST --
I think this is worth reading, So I am passing it on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, You . . .
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July 19, 2007 10:55 PM EDT --
Many years ago when my daughter, Rainbo, was nearly three, my friend Craig came over for dinner. We were eating chickenand vegetables.
Rainbo was not a big fan of chicken, or meat in general. . . .
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January 09, 2008 07:02 PM EST --
I was really needing a good laugh, and one of my friends picked up on my vibe and sent this along to my Inbox.
Hope you get as much of a chuckle out of it as I did:
None of that Sissy CrapAre you . . .
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March 20, 2007 05:18 PM EDT --
What is really going on in Pubik Bay?
Does anybody really care?
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November 28, 2007 12:22 AM EST --
Some years ago my younger son and I were walking through our local shopping mall. My son, about 5 years old at the time, suddenly took off running, He looked back over his shoulder to see if I was . . .
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July 27, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
So, a friend of mine who's middle age sent me this. He can be pretty crotchety, even though he's still in his 40's, hence the title. (Hey, you think you're not middle-aged in . . .
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August 29, 2007 11:29 AM EDT --
The other night my 20-yr-old came bounding down the stairs, all excited, with car keys in hand. It seems he had just gotten the long-awaited email from a store that his reserved copy of "Bioshock" . . .
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November 27, 2007 10:45 AM EST --
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to . . .
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March 19, 2008 11:17 AM EDT --
A friend sent this to me. I wasn't quite awake the first time that I read it but now that I'm (a bit) more awake, I thought it was cute. Hope it makes your day, too!
Alleged Former Paterson . . .
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April 18, 2007 03:37 PM EDT --
Click here to see a video of my toothbrush.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umEM6CgH8-U
I love my toothbrush.
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September 10, 2007 11:55 AM EDT --
The mayor of Megion, in Russia's Siberia region, has banned municipal employees from making excuses about not getting work done. Mayor Alexander Kuzmin says he had lost patience with his reports . . .
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April 27, 2007 12:49 PM EDT --
The Guys' Rules -------------------
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.) . . .
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October 18, 2007 07:02 PM EDT --
I am suffering from a mild case of random thoughts today, so they are all getting squished in to one article just so I can go about my business.
1) Odd experience at Subway. I stopped in for a bowl . . .
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October 19, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
Sometimes I wish my life had theme music playing in the backgroud or that I could randomly burst out in to a song and dance number and people would join me in a spectacular choreographed moment of my . . .
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December 24, 2007 02:30 AM EST --
I can't believe I'm actually going to post something that someone sent to me in an email but this is just too funny to pass up. Perhaps it's because I know people/families exacdtly like this. . . .
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December 17, 2007 04:37 PM EST --
By Tim Hollis
Coleridge noted that "the most savage of men are not beasts. They are something worse... much worse." FCC Chairman Kevin Martin is much worse and is pushing . . .
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